Covfefe

"Goodbye Donald."

The line went dead and Trump had an urge to throw the phone. Since he had the impulse control of a refrigerator magnet, he opened the window of the Oval Office and threw the phone at a Secret Service agent standing outside. Instead of hitting his target, it went into orbit around the agent's gleaming bald head.

"Fuck you, beta male cuck boy!! Bring back manly men!!" Trump screamed, before slamming the windows shut. The hinges made an ear piercing sound as they closed because Trump didn't allow anyone inside the Oval Office unless they were celebrities or one of his friends. Nothing had been cleaned or fixed in 4 years and the smell was starting to seep through the crack under the door.

Trump slumped back down in his chair and pouted. The attack on the capitol, bootleg Davie Crockett, everything... was for Mike. He knew how much Mike wanted to be vice president again, and he thought the insurrection would change everything. He even sent a text to the Coast Guard saying: "Blck livs mader and antee fa (thugs) r not at the capitol 2day so no need 2 come :)" along with an accidental nude.

He flipped open his laptop that he stole from a cancer kid and launched his all time favorite app: Discord. His love for Discord wasn't too known because it was only accessible through his secret OnlyFans page. His server was called "covfefe" and it had around 3,000 members - all borderline fascist white guys with patchy facial hair. As soon as he went online, the general chat was spammed by his loyal followers.

triggeredlibs: O EM GEEEEE its you!!!

KingCrimson: donald u should give cleveland to the muslims and transgenders

antivaxxbabe: im at the rally rn where did u go sexy?? :(((

Discord would always put a smile on his face, but today was different.

♔RealDonaldTrump♔: mike is not on board with the capitol rally >:( i did this all 4 us and he hung up on me

KingCrimson: mike doesnt care about us...

conservativemuscledaddy: wtf mike??

blm_is_terrorism: he was supost to go there and beat up nancy peloci!!!

♔RealDonaldTrump♔: dw ill talk 2 him

liberty_guns_beer_trump: i hope your successful, but if he converts to liberalism, we will have to do something about it

To be continued...